Wuxia, XianXia

Feng Yu Jiu Tian vol. 23 ch. 1/1

Translator: churnie

In the green lush of the forest of mountain, there is a continuous muttering curses discordantly!

“Damned bastard!”

“Despicable villain!”

“The shame of Xirei people!”

“Dirty guy!”

As the victim of poisonous snake, Su Jin Chao lays lazily on Mian Ya’s back, his tone is almost weak, but he still protests persistently.

It can be said nothing more than mentally unyielding, as for physically…

Uh, he has been half-forced to put on this guy’s weird old clothes, and he has to accept the fact that he is carried on his back because he really can’t walk.

It’s strange, this tall and brainless guy’s body is really praiseworthy, and it feels thick and comfortable to lie on, and his physical strength is also good, carrying a big man over mountains, unexpectedly he is still as stable as walking on the ground.

He’s already tired of scolding and wants to rest for a while, but doesn’t expect that the kidnapper dare to talk back.

“Little brat, have you had enough of your scolding, when did Laozi get dirty?”

“You bite my ass, and it’s not dirty?” Speaking of this, Su Jin Chao is furious.

Adding up all the humiliation he has suffered in his life seven or eight fold, is not as much as the humiliation he has suffered in the past few days with Mian Ya.

This pervert actually… bites his supreme, pure and peerless ass!

Mian Ya sneers and teases him: “Little Rabbit Su, do you know what ‘forgetting favors and violate justice’ is? This words were taught to us by Duke Ming, to refer specifically to an ignorant little bastard like you. If I didn’t help you do detoxification, you’d be dead long ago. Your white ass is amazing, isn’t it just two pieces of soft white flesh that doesn’t feel elastic at all, and stinky…”

(忘恩负义 to forget favors and violate justice (idiom); ingratitude to a friend, to kick a benefactor in the teeth)

Su Jin Chao’s nose is almost crooked. “You! What are you talking about, you lowly people! Ah!” Mian Ya easily slaps his ass which has been sucked, which immediately causing the pain and making him screaming.

“Vicious! Despicable! You actually hit this young master’s unhealed wound on purpose!”

“Oh, sorry, I shouldn’t have done this.”

“Humph!”

“I should take your pants off and spank you.”

“Wh…what!”

Mian Ya calmly says: “I said, if you dare to say those two words that irritate me the most, then i will peel off your pants and spank you. Yes, a great man is a man of his word, i should take off your pants and then spank you. Let’s play again according to the correct steps.”

He makes a gesture to put Su Jin Chao down.

Su Jin Chao let out a strange cry, sweating all over his body, desperately hugging Mian Ya’s neck and refusing to come down. “Dirty! You, you, you jerk! Aya aya! Alright! I will never say it again!”

Mian Ya deliberately shakes his body, causing Su Jin Chao to shake on his back like a boat in a tornado, screaming again and again.

“I really won’t say it”

“I won’t say it…”

“What you won’t say?”

“All i have said, I won’t say it, what else do you want?”

Hearing Su Jin Chao’s grievance and depression, he answers in grief and indignantly, a smirk escapes from the corner of Mian Ya’s lips, he continues walking with him on his back.

This mountain is very long and wide, stretching across the borders of the two kingdoms between Xirei and Tong kingdom, after descending from the easternmost side of the mountain, the two have gone deep into the territory of the Tong kingdom, after walking for another 70 miles, they can reach what can be called the suburbs Tongze.

As long as Su Jin Chao is handed over to Duke Ming, this mission will be successfully completed.

Although Su Jin Chao is unruly and arrogant, he doesn’t have any cruel and evil deeds, with Duke Ming’s kindness, he won’t hurt him.

“Hey, hey, I’m calling you, do you hear me?” Su Jin Chao pats him on the head behind him.

“My name is Mian Ya, I will break your rabbit’s paw if you do that again.” Mian Ya warned discontentedly, and after a while he asks coldly, “What?”

“I’m tired.”

“You are more tired than me, I’ll carry you on my back.”

“I’m hungry.”

“I don’t know how to do things, I just know how to eat. Wait a while, there is a village not far ahead, we can take a rest there.”

“Where is the village, where is it, there is a village! It’s great!” Su Jin Chao is ecstatic.

Oh god, finally the long awaited place where there are people.

No matter what, after entering the village, he will first ask them to get two fresh roast lamb legs, he almost vomited after eating the dried meat jerky.

Then take a warm shower. It will be even better if there are a few good-looking, considerate and gentle young village girls in the village, who can be bought as temporary maids. Ah, those days when everything from eating to washing up being carefully served by maids seems to be a lifetime ago, and it’s all because of this damned kidnapper, Mian Ya!

And a bed! Heaven knows how hard and cold mud on the mountain, and his waist is about to break when he slept.

This kind of shabby village probably won’t have a luxurious big beds, and there is probably no incense when sleeping, but if the village chief gives him the firmest bed in the village, and puts on brand new sheets and quilts, he can still make do with it.

He, Su Jin Chao, is not someone who can’t endure hardship, he has survived such a hard mountain road, was bitten by a poisonous snake and almost died, what else can beat him?

By the way, how to deal with Mian Ya?

That… let’s talk about it after i have enough sleep, anyway, as long as i show my identity as Xirei’s deputy secretary, who in the world would dare not to respectfully send me back to Xirei? By then, Mian Ya will be out of luck!

Kidnapping a noble can be executed, this lowly people… ah no, common people, if he fell into the hands of the government, the best outcome was beheaded.

Uh, killing such a strong man seems too unprovitable, why don’t i just buy him and be my own servant?

Su Jin Chao is dizzy in his head, looking forward to everything after entering the village, he pats Mian Ya’s head and shoulder impatiently, and urges excitedly, “Hurry up, hurry up, hurry go to the village.”

It seems that he’s infected by Su Jin Chao’s excitement, and at the same time, because he has carried Su Jin Chao on his back in the mountain road for most of the day, Mian Ya is also tired and can’t help speeding up his pace.

When he arrived at the entrance of the village, Mian Ya suddenly stopped.

“Why don’t you go? Hurry in!” Su Jin Chao lays on his back anxiously.

Mian Ya’s eyes are firmly fixed on the scribbled notice on the stone wall at the entrance of the village, and his face become extremely ugly.

Xirei’s Duke Ming murdered our royal family, the evidence was conclusive, and the crime was extremely heinous. Xirei is my Tong kingdom’s great enemy. Lord Wu Qian issued an order, in order to prevent spies from sneaking in, all subjects of the Tong kingdom who found traces of Xirei people in their residence must immediately report it to the government, those who conceal, fail to report and shelter Xirei people will be punished with treason.

Su Jin Chao stretches his neck and reads the announcement word by word, he says angrily: “Is this person called Wu Qian’s brain sick? Xirei’s Duke Ming murdered, what does it have to do with us Xirei people? What our great king hates the most is Xirei Duke Ming, so hate so that he wished he could take hold of him wuwuwu…”

Before he could finish speaking, Mian Ya grabbed his back, covered his mouth with big hands, and dragged him into the woods outside the village.

Mian Ya stares, and says threateningly, “If you keep yelling, I’ll cut your tongue off.”

Only then he let go of his hand and pulls out the short dagger from his waist.

Su Jin Chao sees the cold light of the sharp weapon in front of him, and he’s shocked all over.

This bastard doesn’t really want to cut his tongue, or he’ll just kill him, right?

Just as he’s about to call for help, Mian Ya turns around holding the dagger, and with a few strokes, he cut a few thin vines that are flexible and difficult to break, and quickly tied Su Jin Chao’s hands and feet neatly.

Su Jin Chao can’t help but sigh in relief.

Since he’s tied up, he’s not going to kill him.

But……

“Mianya, what the hell are you trying to do to me wuwu…” Before he could finish asking, Mian Ya stuffed a bundle of rags taken out from somewhere into Su Jin Chao’s mouth while he opened his mouth.

Su Jin Chao is almost choked to death by him, widens his eyes angrily and protests, that is likely swearing, “Wuwu! Wuwuwuwu!”

“Something happened to Duke Ming, I have to rush to Tongze immediately. You stay here well, don’t try to escape, even if you escape, it won’t do you any good, the Tong kingdom people who find you first will send you to the government to receive the reward money, it won’t be as simple as being spanked twice.” While Mian Ya said, he’s standing up, picking up Su Jin Chao, who is tied up like a zongzi and his mouth gagged, and find a temporary cave, put Su Jin Chao into the cave, and suddenly whispers: “You are quite a very interesting person without that annoying mouth, and I’ll come back as soon as possible.”

Staring at Su Jin Chao, he takes the nearby stone and dry grass to block the entrance of the hole, and strides towards Tongze.

>>>>><<<<<

Xirei.

The familiar old city gate finally appeared in front of him.

Rong Tian stops, raises his head, and looks at the Xirei flag still fluttering on the city wall.

He was born and raised in this place, and he had been in and out of this old and majestic city gate countless times, followed by a large number of guards behind him, riding horses and whipping whips, holding the king’s flag and waving it, countless people cheered in the streets, and the sound shook the sky.

Everything seemed to have happened only yesterday, and even the old city gate made him feel even more familiar.

Gazing at his own capital city, Rong Tian’s unfathomable eyes are covered with layers of warmth.

Xiqin, Rong Tian is back!

Rong Tian approaches the city gate disguised as a dusty businessman.

It’s strange to say that at this time in the past, the city gate was already crowded with people who wanted to enter the city, the queue was like a long line, and the noise was endless.

Today however, it is quite quiet, the scene of crowds is no longer there, only three or four people are waiting to enter the city. Rong Tian stands behind these three or four people, and quickly uses the prepared documents to deceive the soldiers guarding the city gate and easily get in.

He’s surprised by the desertedness of Xiqin city.

2 thoughts on “Feng Yu Jiu Tian vol. 23 ch. 1/1”

Leave a comment