Feng Yu Jiu Tian vol. 19 ch. 8 – part 2

Translator: churnie

Ziyan grits his teeth with hatred, if there are troops around him, why bother to ask this bastard, he’d take advantage to sneak attack at night and settle it on the spot.

But now he’s under this person’s roof and has to bow his head.

Ziyan takes a deep breath of air, “I ask you, will you help me with this favor or not?”

He Di immediately hit the snake with the stick, he asks Ziyan: “If i help you, what’s the benefits?”

“If you want gold and silver to thank you, I can write to Duke Ming and ask him…”

“You’re talking nonsense with this prince again! Am I short of gold and silver?” He Di invades and looks at Ziyan sideways “Thinking about the alliance between you and me, i don’t ask too much too, i’ll just…..”

He stops and looks at Ziyan’s cute nervous expression, before he says neither tense nor slow, “I’ll just ask the special envoy to not put on an act in front of this prince from now on, be more direct a little bit when you feel something, when you’re comfortable, if you want to scream just scream, if you want to twist your hips just twist, when you feels extremely pleasure to the heaven don’t put on a displease look as if you’re being ravaged by someone. It’ll make us both feel a lot better, how about it?”

Ziyan’s eyes palpitate violently by the obscene words that he throws a fist and punches him, He Di grabs his wrist and forces a kiss on the back of his hand, he laughs and says, “This punch is a betrothal gift and our deal is settled.” He turns his head and shouts towards the door: “Kong Liu, please invite Princess Chang Liu in.”

Ziyan’s anger hasn’t subsided, but the door has been pushed open, and Princess Chang Liu and others have entered.

He Di’s look changes into a generous and benevolent, and says to Princess Chang Liu: “After This prince passing through The Special Envoy Ziyan’s advice, he’s deeply impressed by the special envoy’s enthusiasm, and decided to help the princess too.” Well, even though all the masters in the backyard are to be handed over to this prince to deal with, with our specialty ‘sneak attack’ job, even the rats won’t be alarmed, i’ll just kill them all one by one. He pats his chest to guarantee, and tells Kong Liu: “I’ll leave it to you.”

Kong Liu is bored in Tong’an courtyard for many days, to hear that he can play the pirate’s favorite bloody game, sneak attack, he’s eagerly want to do it, he’s impatiently leaves after answering.

He Di suddenly stops him by calling him again from the back, he tilts his head and glances at Ziyan, he says to Kong Liu: “There are not many masters among the guards inside the Tong’an courtyard, anyway it’s just a matter of moving your fingers, aih, count this as this prince’s second loss, you stop by Qing Li’s yard, put some smoke, knock that Qing Li and that woman down, and then bring them over to Princess Chang Liu. In case she will be asking us again, so suck, it will only be hindering this prince and the special envoy from setting off”.

Princess Chang Liu doesn’t expect that Ziyan and He Di only stay in the room for a while, but they unexpectedly have settled the problem. He Di said that he didn’t care, but once he managed it, he was seriously responsible to the end. Chang Liu can’t help but rejoice, but she also knows that He Di’s attitude turns 180 degrees must have been for Ziyan’s credit. Probably Ziyan uses Duke Ming’s authority and even promises Dan Lin a lot of benefits.

After thanking He Di, Chang Liu cast a grateful eyes to Ziyan, “Thank you special envoy. When Qing Li woke up, Chang Liu decides to inform Qing Li of this matter, so that he will not dare to snub towards Duke Ming.”

Ziyan is full of misgivings by He Di’s generosity, he thinks to himself that He Di is good at calculation, the more he gives, the harder he wants, don’t know how many humiliations he will have to suffer from him when he got to Dan Lin. But it’s not good to vent to Princess Chang Liu, so he can only reluctantly smiles and asks Chang Liu not to care, he takes out the letter written by himself, and hands it to Chang Liu, “This is my personal letter which tells the whole story, please ask the princess to give it to Duke Ming.”

Chang Liu asks strangely, “Why are there two letter?

Ziyan says, “Both are for Duke Ming. Take this short letter with the princess when she sends someone to meet Duke Ming. When Duke Ming reads it, he will naturally cooperate with the people sent by the princess. The other one is longer and contains details of what happened, wait until Duke Ming arrives, then just give it to Duke Ming.”

Shi Min also feels strange, “Why is it so complicated?”

He Di disdainly says: “A woman is a woman, they know nothing about the crafty military strategy. Is the person you send the world’s top masters? Duke Ming and the others are now living in Qing Zhang’s Prince Palace, in case the letter with the details is intercepted and falls into Qing Zhang’s hands, then Qing Zhang knows that his trick has been exposed and immediately send troops to trap Duke Ming and others in the palace, what should they do? The most important thing now is to get Duke Ming out of Qing Zhang prince palace as inconspicuously as possible, and nothing else matters.”

Only then did Chang Liu and Shi Min understand, they secretly sigh, people who have experienced military intelligence are different.

Kong Liu’s hands and feet are so fast, everyone have talked for a while, he has already returned happily. As expected of pirates, after killing people, he’s so energetic, he enters the door and makes a secret gesture to He Di which means that everyone has been cleaned up, and he says to Princess Chang Liu: “There is no need to worry about the kungfu masters in the backyard. As for Qing Li and the woman, huh, it’s not even dark yet they are already on the bed, Qing Li also strictly ordered the guards not to come near, which is even more easy for me. I’ve already carried them back, and they’re in the next room, princess please take care of them yourself later.”

After finished speaking, he adds another sentence: “Oh right, they are naked, if the princess finds it’s not pleasing to the eyes, you can ask the maid to put some clothes on them first. I was in a hurry just now, so I didn’t have time to care about this.”

Chang Liu and Shi Min are blushing by hearing this, they secretly reproach this person for not following the etiquette, but it’s also not surprising since he’s He Di’s subordinate.

Shi Min curiously asks: “The sky is not yet dark, you are carrying His Highness and that woman through the courtyard, do the guards just let them go? Why didn’t I hear anything coming from the courtyard?”

Kong Liu smiles disapprovingly and says, “This is how we’re professional brothers doing, so naturally we have our own methods.”

Shi Min also guesses that their method is definitely not a method that good people will use, these people say they are the imperial guards of the Dan Lin royal family, but in fact, they all are just bandits, and so she dare not to ask anymore.

When things are done, He Di no longer talks nonsense, he stands up and gestures to Princess Chang Liu, “We have done everything for the princess, if someday the princess grateful to us, you might as well send more gifts to Dan Lin. Gold, silver, artifacts are fine, beauties.. hehe.. forget it, I’m afraid this prince has to concentrate on studying the matter of the shipping route with Ziyan. It’s already late, princess please go back, Kong Liu, are you ready?”

Only then did Chang Liu know that He Di is eager to go on the his trip. At this point, she asks in surprise, “It’s getting dark soon, the prince might as well wait until tomorrow…”

“Waiting until tomorrow will even more getting entangled in, seeing that the excitement is about to begin, this prince has other things to do and doesn’t want to disturb.” He Di stares at Ziyan cunningly, “Besides, Duke Ming will be informed by the princess, so it most likely that Duke Ming will sneak over tonight. The special envoy has already promised to this prince that he will not meet Duke Ming without this prince agreement.”

Ziyan knows that he’s talking nonsense again, but the foregone conclusion has been done and he’s too lazy to argue with him.

Shi Min becomes curious: “What? Special envoy and Duke Ming…”

“Why are women so fussy? Let’s just take care of your family’s Prince Qing Li and that fox first, okay?” He Di cut off Shi Min’s question and drives Princess Chang Liu and her maid out of the room, he turns around, punches the door excitedly, and raises his lips towards Ziyan, “As you wish, everything is done. Special Envoy won’t be complaining anymore, right? Please keep your promise and follow me on the trip. Don’t worry, this prince’s carriages, horses, and ships are the most comfortable in the world, it’s guaranteed that lying on them is softer than the big bed in the palace.”

Ziyan is being looked up and down by his evil eyes, and the chill suddenly run up his spine.

What’s comfortable carriage and ship, I am afraid… i’ll be butchered on my own chopping board, right?

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It’s so funny, He Di is so funny in this book 19. This book really is full of He Di – Ziyan moment.

Don’t worry Ziyan, you won’t be chopped, just will be eaten raw and alive. 😀